That's my favourite. (Deepen Rambling)

Have you noticed the lack of rear car window stickers these days? it was something that always amused me and 'ere are a few of them.
There was of course the good old chestnut usually on an old banger (or shed) above all the rust and verdigree;- "My other car is a Porche" or something like;-"Make a squillion pounds by ringing this number".............Yeh right!
"If you can read this, you are too close"........................................................ "If you want to be up my A*** you must kiss me first".
"Whats the difference between a police car and a Hedgehog?"........."The Hedgehog has the p***** on the outside".
"On a Mission"..........on a what???? to Mars perhaps.
"On a promise"........OK nuff sed.
"When God made Man..........she was only joking!!!!"
"My wife has laurangitis and I dont want to miss a minute of it".

"My friend says his wife is an Angel.........He's lucky!.....mines still alive !"

"Never underestimate the power of a woman.
And of course, my very favourite is;- "If you can read this, what's happened to my Caravan?"
Oh nearly forgot;- "I love kids but couldn't eat a whole one"
One I think is worth a mention but was on a Tee shirt and not a car:-
"Cover me in Honey and throw me to the Lesbians".
During the "Eighties" whilst on holiday in California, I put under the boot lid of my hired car, (oops Trunk) something which was very popular here, a pair of hands or at least the fingers as though someone was trapped inside.What a Hoot!!!! literally, everywhere we went and people jesticulating at us trying to tell us while we just waved. "You British!!!!!"
Ah well..........bet there will be more come to mind as soon as I finish this Blogg................................Deepen.